Friday, July 21, 2006

DEALING WITH WOMEN - BAD, WORSE, WORST!

BAD - HOT CHICK WHO IS FRIENDLY WITH YOU, BUT IS TOO INNOCENT TO REALIZE THE EFFECT SHE IS HAVING ON YOU. SO, SHE CONTINUES TO BE CLOSE AND FRIENDLY TO YOU, YOU CONTINUE TO FEEL ALL TEMPTED AND FRUSTRATED. AND AS IF THAT’S NOT ENOUGH, YOU ALSO FEEL GUILTY AND SLEAZY!

WORSE - HOT CHICK WHO IS FRIENDLY WITH YOU, REALIZES THE EFFECT SHE IS HAVING ON YOU, YET INSISTS ON TRYING TO MAINTAIN A "CLEAN, FRIENDLY" RELATIONSHIP. WTF! WHY CAN'T SHE GO FIND SOME OTHER LOSER TO BE HER FRIEND?

WORST - HOT CHICK WHO IS FRIENDLY WITH YOU, KNOWS EXACTLY WHAT EFFECT SHE HAS ON YOU, DELIBERATELY KEEPS TEMPTING, TEASING AND USING YOU (FOR HER SECRET AMUSEMENT, SELF-FLATTERY, SELF-VALIDATION, AND FOR PRACTICAL USES LIKE HOMEWORK HELP, DRIVING HER TO PLACES, ETC.). SHE NEVER GIVES YOU ANYTHING WORTHWHILE AND ALL THE TIME PRETENDS TO BE INNOCENT OF WHAT SHE IS DOING TO YOU, THE COCKTEASE!




BAD - A WOMAN WHO IS LATE TO A MEETING OR SCREWS UP A TASK.

WORSE - A WOMAN WHO IS LATE TO A MEETING OR SCREWS UP A TASK, AND BLAMES IT ON THE BAD DAY OR MORNING SHE'S BEEN HAVING.

WORST - A WOMAN WHO IS LATE OR SCREWS UP, BLAMES IT ON THE DAY, AND CONTINUES TO BE GRUMPY/B*TCHY WITH YOU!




BAD - GETTING INTO AN ARGUMENT WITH AN EMOTIONAL WOMAN.

WORSE - GETTING INTO AN ARGUMENT WITH AN EMOTIONAL WOMAN AND TRYING TO LOGICALLY REASON WITH HER.

WORST - GETTING INTO AN ARGUMENT WITH AN EMOTIONAL WOMAN, AND TRYING TO LOGICALLY REASON WITH HER, WITHOUT BEING ABLE TO STOP YOURSELF BECAUSE YOU CARE TOO MUCH FOR HER, AND JUST CAN'T ASK HER TO GO TO HELL, AND MOVE ON WITH YOUR TASK / DAY / LIFE.




BAD - BEING INVOLVED WITH TWO CHICKS AT THE SAME TIME.

WORSE - THE TWO CHICKS KNOWING THAT YOU ARE INVOLVED WITH BOTH OF THEM.

WORST - CALLING ONE CHICK BY THE OTHER CHICK'S NAME, IN THE HEAT OF THE MOMENT... I MEAN, HEAT OF AN ARGUMENTATIVE MOMENT! ;-)




BAD - ARROGANT, IMPOLITE BITCH OF A WOMAN.

WORSE - ARROGANT, IMPOLITE BITCH OF A WOMAN GOING THROUGH PMS.

WORST - BEING STUCK ON A WEEKEND TRIP WITH SAID ARROGANT, IMPOLITE BITCH OF A WOMAN GOING THROUGH PMS, WHILE SHE IS FREQUENTLY ON THE PHONE WITH HER BF FOR LONG PERIODS OF TIME, BY TURNS FIGHTING WITH HIM, WHINING AT HIM, CRYING ON HIM AND THEN TAKING IT ALL ON YOU DURING THE INTERVALS BETWEEN PHONE CALLS.




Added on 11-28-2006:

BAD - A WOMAN WHO HAS A NEW HUSBAND AND JUST WON'T SHUT UP ABOUT HIM.

WORSE - A WOMAN WHO HAS A STEADY BF, AND JUST WON'T SHUT UP ABOUT THE ISSUES, BOTH GOOD AND BAD, SHE HAS WITH HIM.

WORST - A WOMAN WHO IS DATING EVERY TOM, HARRY AND OTHER ASSORTED DICKS, AND JUST WON'T SHUT UP ABOUT HER OWN SEX AND THE CITY SAGA.




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