WYCGAW: Social etiquette FOR MEN

Question:
directed mostly towards women, but if you have been here in the US for a while and quite social, men may chip in too.

When a woman puts her cheek forward, are you supposed to kiss on the cheek or just touch with your cheek. This is for someone you don't know well but are friendly.

Y CHROMOSOME Answers:
WHEN IT COMES TO SOCIAL ETIQUETTE, THERE IS ONLY ONE RULE FOR MEN: WHAT YOU CAN GET AWAY WITH. ABBREVIATED AS WYCGAW, PRONOUNCED AS WHY-SEE-GAA!

THE FULL FORM OF THE RULE IS: WHAT YOU CAN GET AWAY WITH, WITHOUT PAYING TOO MUCH.

WE KNOW WHAT YOU REALLY WANT TO DO. YOU DON'T HAVE TO TELL US THAT. BUT THE QUESTION IS WHAT ARE YOU WILLING TO PAY? IT IS NO DIFFERENT FROM SHOPPING LOGIC. MEN ARE LOGICAL SHOPPERS. SO THE LOGIC OF SOCIAL ETIQUETTE MUST NOT BE TOUGH FOR THEM EITHER.

FIRST DECIDE HOW MUCH PAYMENT IS TOO MUCH PAYMENT FOR YOU PERSONALLY. ONCE YOU KNOW HOW MUCH IS TOO MUCH PAYMENT FOR YOU, DO THE MAX THAT YOU CAN DO AND GET AWAY WITH, WITHOUT HAVING TO CROSS YOUR PAYMENT LIMIT. DON'T WORRY ABOUT WHAT IS SOCIALLY APPROPRIATE. REAL MEN NEVER CARE ABOUT SOCIAL APPROPRIATENESS. YOU'D RATHER KISS HER LIPS? OR YOU WANT TO GRAB HER ASS? OR YOU WANT TO RUB YOUR FACE IN HER CLEAVAGE? GO RIGHT AHEAD, AS LONG AS THE PAYMENT IS NOT TOO HIGH FOR YOU!

FOR SOME WUSSY GUYS MERELY LOSING THEIR "GOOD GUY" IMAGE WITH THE FEMALE IS TOO MUCH PAYMENT. FOR MOST DECENT GUYS, GETTING SLAPPED IN PUBLIC IS TOO MUCH PAYMENT (MIGHT BE OKAY IN PRIVATE, ESPECIALLY IF THE SLAP LEADS TO SOME ROUGH BOINKAGE). FOR SOME GUYS GETTING JAILED IS TOO MUCH PAYMENT. THERE ARE GUYS WHO ARE EVEN WILLING TO GO TO JAIL, BUT GOING FOR LIFE OR GETTING KILLED IS TOO MUCH PAYMENT.

WHAT IS YOUR PAYMENT LIMIT? THAT SHOULD HELP YOU DECIDE WHAT TO DO.

HTH

PS: SOMETIMES WHEN YOU SEE A REALLY HOT RIDE OR WHEN YOU THINK YOU GOT A REALLY GOOD HAND, IT IS OKAY TO TAKE A CHANCE AND MAX OUT YOUR LIMIT. THAT IS WHAT REALLY SUCCESSFUL MEN DO.